Tidbits, of paper variety

Or should I call it, Good Morning India?

Count your Guests before you marry!
Marriages under Essential Commodities Act! If you ever believed that legislation could change social problems, surely you’d think twice now!

Marriage ceremonies will never be the same again in Jammu and Kashmir. The state government has brought nuptials of all religious hues under the Essential Commodities Act to prevent wastage of food at wedding feasts. […] The order stipulates that not more than 45 kg each of rice and meat must be consumed at a wedding. The bride’s side must not invite more than 75 guests, including 25 baratees. The groom can invite 50 guests, Mohiuddin said.

No Intelligence, No Bureau
Laloo trains for 007 marathon.

RJD chief Laloo Prasad Yadav said when he becomes prime minister, which is a certainty, he would dismantle the Intelligence Bureau, as journalists were doing a better job of exposing corruption. […] Projecting himself as Mr Clean-up, Yadav said he would attack corruption, the railway mafia, officers responsible for accidents, and poor hygiene within trains, on tracks and platforms.

I already feel so safe!

Biwi Ho To Aisi!

David Beckham’s wife has said in a magazine interview that her husband had never been unfaithful to her, despite the claims of two women who said they had affairs with him. […] “I really do believe deep down that I have the most faithful husband I could hope for,” the former Spice Girl has been quoted as saying in the interview. (From I have the most faithful husband)

People talk about how Sonia has lived upto the Vedantic or whatever ideal. Maybe it’s time to give Posh a honorary Indian citizenship for her pativratagiri. On the other hand, maybe she knows exactly what to hope for! 😉

Why Not Have Your Cake And Eat It Too?
Cong wants ‘human killing’ case against Modi. What for? So that he can be part of the cabinet later, like Jagdish Tytler?. Well the Akali’s are anything but amused!

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